This is my fake store that is selling some pretty weird stuff!

House Blend $1.49

A smooth, mild blend of coffees from Mexico, Bolivia and Guatemala.

Blue Mana Potion 25 Copper Pieces

Restores 50 mana

Leather Bag Of Epicness 100000000 Gold Pieces

Its PURE EPICNESS and holds up to 100000000 items!

Kitty Bones $2.99

Its bones for cats! What else can you need!

The Great Book of Quotes $100.00

The great Muridin wrote this book in the time of the great shadow. Here is some quotes from his great book of quotes

"When there is light there is always darkness"

Here is another quote,

Passing cars,
When you cant see,
May get you,
A glimpse,
Of eternity,

I definetly wont be passing any cars.

Tackle Box $15.00

Heres a list of what it contains...

  1. Rusty Hook
  2. Packet of dead worm remains
  3. Bobber
  4. An 20 year old PBJ Sandwhich
  5. Some pointy needles
  6. A torn guide to "Fishing With Style!"
  7. Some stuff we cant identify

Whats the point in selling all of this useless junk?

Check it out!